Thongs

Ah thongs.  Is there anything that can disarm a man faster then this minuscule piece of fabric?  I don’t think so.  For many very obvious reasons thongs have become a national obsession.  There are now thousands of websites devoted to this garment (and what lies beneath it).  One of the most popular songs so far this decade was dedicated to this wondrous little undergarment.

The Thong Song by Sisqo was a huge hit when it first came out.  It simultaneously reassured men that their love of the thong was not a guilty pleasure but rather an acceptable yearning in the collective consciousness.  For women it gave them an idea of how to get whatever they want whenever they want it, and all it takes is 15$ worth of textile.  Here are the lyrics to this great song as interpreted by me.   If I have made any mistakes please let me know and I will correct them.  Enjoy!

This thing right here

Is lettin all the ladies know

What guys talk about

You know

The finer things in life

Hahaha

Check it out

Ooh dat dress so scandalous

And ya know another nigga couldn't handle it

See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish

With a look in ya eye so devilish

Uh

Ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots

And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots

Not just urban she likes the pop

Cuz she was livin la vida loca

She had dumps like a truck truck truck

Thighs like what what what

Baby move your butt butt butt

Uh

I think to sing it again

She had dumps like a truck truck truck

Thighs like what what what

All night long

Let me see that thong

I like it when the beat goes da na da na

Baby make your booty go da na da na

Girl I know you wanna show da na da na

That thong th thong thong thong

I like it when the beat goes da na da na

Baby make your booty go da na da na

Girl I know you wanna show da na da na

That thong th thong thong thong

That girl so scandalous

And I know another nigga couldn't handle it

And she shakin that thang like who's da ish

With a look in her eye so devilish

Uh

She like to dance at all the hip hop spots

And she cruise to the crews like connect da dots

Not just urban she likes the pop

Cuz she was livin la vida loca

Whoaaa

That dress so scandalous

And I swear another nigga couldn't handle it

See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish

With a look in her eye so devilish

(Whoa)

Uh ya like to dance at all the hip hop spots

And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots

Not just urban ya like the pop

Cuz she was livin la vida loca

(Whoa)

She had dumps like a truck truck truck

Thighs like what what what

Baby move your butt butt butt

(Ooh)

Uh think to sing it again

Cuz she had dumps like a truck truck truck

Thighs like what what what

Baby move your butt butt butt

Uh think to sing it again

Come on

Come on

Come on

Come on

Yeahhhh yeah

Whoa

Uh alright

Uh whoa yeah

Ooh

Whoa

(Like it when the beat goes da na da na)

(Baby make your booty go da na da na)

(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)

Baby

(That thong that thong thong thong)

(I like it when the beat goes da na da na)

(Baby make your booty go da na da na)

(Girl I know you wanna show da na da na)