Britney Spears weds, dances and buys a house

The lovely, talented Britney Spears is now a wife to Kevin Federline, a smoking-hot dancer and an actor.  The happy couple celebrated their magic union in September, at a beautiful house owned by a tailor who was responsible not only for the sharp tux of the groom but for the tuxes of all the other hot, hot hunks in the wedding.  

The wedding was a huge surprise to everyone – even Britney’s mother and her cute-as-a-button baby sister Jamie Lynn – but the celebration went smoothly and Britney looked like a super star that she is, in her amazing, strapless, white dress.  Britney was also wearing a traditional long veil and a tiara and she carried a bouquet of scrumptious pink and white roses.  The five gorgeous bridesmaids and a maid of honor all wore burgundy dresses and carried red roses.   Both the bride and the groom -- full of beautiful, blessed love -- were overwhelmed with emotion and cried as they said their Idos and exchanged stunning platinum and diamond wedding rings.  

The wedding fest was a truly classy affair – the twenty lucky guests dined on delicious chicken fingers, lip-smacking hamburgers and yummy crab cakes.  The newlyweds looked like the most fabulous couple ever as they danced their love steps to Journey’s ”Lights”.  Later on Britney foxed up the dance floor by putting on a much shorter funky dress, taking off her shoes – her trademark – and shaking her fine-looking bootie.