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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

Jessica Simpson is the coolest Simpson ever!

By Ana Lilly

Hey, what’s up America!  Ana Lilly is in the house and I want to tell you about my favorite reality TV show - Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.  If you like television like I do, you’ll probably have seen this great show.  If you haven’t, you may be wondering why Jessica Simpson is always in the news these days.  Well, I’m going to let you know.

You see, Jessica Simpson is just the coolest Simpson ever!  A lot of people are talking about Ashlee, Jessica’s younger sister, and she’s cool I guess.  My sister loves her and I like her black hair, but nobody is cooler than Jessica Simpson.  Not even her younger sister.

Jessica is also a lot cooler than O.J. Simpson, who is a bad man.  At least that’s what my dad tells me.  She’s also a lot cooler than Mike Simpson, who is just gross.  Just hearing the name Mike Simpson makes me go ewww.

Jessica is the coolest Simpson because she’s so pretty but not slutty like Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera.  She can also sing, which makes her better than Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan.  She’s also really funny and she seems so normal.  I want to be like Jessica when I grow up.

Of course, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica isn’t just about Jessica.  It’s also about Nick, Jessica’s husband.  Nick or Nick Lachey is a singer too.  He seems like he’s okay and he used to be in the boy band, 98 Degrees.  Nick is super hot and way cooler than Ashlee’s boyfriend, Ryan whatever.

Nick is also really funny and you can tell that he loves Jessica.  He usually lets Jessica get what she wants and that’s what I want when I get married.  Nick sometimes makes fun of Jessica but when she’s really down, Nick has her back and that’s what makes him cool too.

Anyway, I’m really glad Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica is on television because I get to see how stars act.  Even though Jessica and Nick are big stars because of their singing careers, they act like such normal people.  Hearing them argue and joke is like watching my parents, if my parents did either.  I really like Jessica and I think she’s great.  I also like Jessica and Nick’s television specials where they sing and do silly skits.  That looks really fun and I want to do that when I grow up.

Well, I guess I’m done but I just want to say that if you haven’t seen Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica then what is wrong with you.  You should always watch Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey when they’re on television and this show is great.  I hope it never ends!

About the author:

Ana Lilly and her twin sister Wanda go to junior high school in Idaho.  Ana used to like Britney Spears but now she likes Jessica better because Britney is now gross.  Although Wanda has hopped on the Ashlee Simpson train, Ana still sticks by Jessica.  Their frequent arguments have sometimes led to tears but the Lilly sisters can agree that they like both Simpson sisters, although they like one a little more than the other.  Ana and Wanda also agree that Mike Simpson is so gross, although it is not known whether they are talking about their classmate or the Congressman for Idaho’s 2nd district.