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Dr. Bartleby Mollygrubs, Insultery etc. I am Dr. Bartleby Mollygrubs, historian, philospher, linguist, etc. etc. It is my pleasure to inform you that I know a great deal of information about a great many topics and I derive a great deal of pleasure from sharing this knowledge with you, dear readers. Did you know, for instance, that a spider monkey can support the weight of its entire body with only its tail?
But despite my hefty cranium, my true passion is the art of insultery. I search high and low for the perfect insult and flex my insultatory muscles frequently. Something along the lines of: Your face offends all reason. God himself dares not cast his sorrowful eye upon your pustulent visage. Children shy from your gaze and flowers wilt when you bend to inhale their sweet fragrance with lopsided nostrils. You are a hideous thing, and cursed.
When not dispensing random knowledge or deriding those who stand in my way, I take time to give back to the readers, who send letters asking for help and advice of some kind or another. I like to keep the experience interactive. But really, you must experience Dr. Mollygrubs to understand it.
This site has a new limerick daily about the nonsense of real events, real people and real life. These are not your usual Edward Lear nonsense limericks nor are they bawdy or x-rated. Real life is so full of nonsense in politics, nonsensical events and ridiculous people that it lends itself perfectly to expression in limericks. The attitude is skeptical, the humor slightly dry and no subject is off limits. Politics, celebrities, sports figures and business people are some of my favorite topics.
Each day, Monday through Friday, has a new limerick based on a recent headline or event. They're prefaced with a short comment to help 'set the scene' and often contain a link to the relevant story should the reader want more information. It seeks to deliver a quick read that produces a knowing smile, wry grin or maybe even a laugh out loud. If you're looking for deep, insightful analysis of the issues of the day, you've come to the wrong place.
The daily limerick is usually available first thing in the morning so it's a good way to start your day.
Jokes and Cartoons of every kind. Redneck jokes and cartoons. Blonde jokes and cartoons. Bar jokes and cartoons. Little Johnny jokes and cartoons. Little Bobby jokes and cartoons. Political jokes and cartoons. Dog jokes and cartoons. Cat jokes and cartoons. Religion jokes and cartoons. Old codger jokes and cartoons. Funny lists. Funny ponderings. Serious ponderings. Confucius jokes and cartoons. All of our jokes and cartoons are taken from user submissions and the public domain. We claim no copyrights on the jokes and cartoons or pictures. If someone finds a joke or cartoon that they believe are copyrighted, we will either remove the joke or cartoon or provide a credit line giving credit to the person or persons who own the copyrights. Typical jokes and cartoons at the site, and every week day in your email. This is a moderated group so you will not receive more than one email per day from the group. Members are recruited through sign up forms at the site and by invitation. The Group is Adult rated by the owner to avoid possible complaints. Jokes and cartoons or normally PG-13 or R rated. No nudity or sexual depiction is allowed.Join us at laffsonus-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
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