RING DESCRIPTION: The VP WebRing (tm) seeks to link like-minded freaks: let us suck the juice from the plain janes and dewaynes of the Internet and turn them in the direction of public exposure, the banquet where once there was the vending MACHINE.
Please click one of the links below to enter the RingSurf Viewer. JOIN RING NOWThe Salty Tourniquet GangThey say I'm crazy... They say they're glad I'm NOT locked up! I been buying the kids beer since I wasn't s'posed to be old enough myself. Perks o' bein' huge! These are MY COLLAGES and MY THOUGHTS!
Most of my drinking is done at workGubner George Bush Jr. recommends you fite the impulse to submit to lib'ral subliminable (see sublimnobobble) messages by visiting the ads and homepages clustered ici by the inimitable PooOBvious, who finally takes the reigns of his own site. (Compare Pooo's level of creativity vs. the rest of the ring -- no short wonder he's the administrator. Noh!)
Television prison visionsFlip flip flip, sixty channels of affirmation of the vapidity and evil of man's universe now that Gawd has left us to our own. See TV as it will be when the Prisoner Way explodes into the veins of the mainstream.
I Shot BritneyDedicated to writing wrongs or wrong writing. From the field of literature comes a wildfire. Reappropriating pieces stolen by another fiction site on the Internet. Written and edited by B. Jean Spears. Subjective in nature.
I can't keep my powder dry when I have Satanic Muppet LiceMy mom and I used to fight over what I was to wear to school. Until I killed her. The insurance paid off providing me with a dowery, with which I married the drummer from the Satanic Muppet Lice. Then I slept with the bassist, and he had crabs too. I divorced the bassist and took up with the lead singer, which was convenient as we all lived on the same bus anyway. We weren't touring: this was all happening parked in a junkyard. That's where I got my first dog, who is slated to become my fourth husband (his credit rating rocks!).
SeAmingly Undone CEDespite prohibitions in the Bible against them, the VP welcome the words of one Blogster. Quotha:{;}"Surprisingly, Eye (erm, I) due (do) kNot do drugs. {;}[br]{;}I just (juts) like tWo have a little fun."{;}[br]{;}Modify your language skills or just sign the guestbook.
Low res shots of women in bulky sweatersNobody knows the trouble they have yet to see. A second set of collages by Sidnoi Phyllis, this time with fewer aggravating popups! We begin with a series of shots from directly inside the mouth, related to the mouth, done with mirrors.
Gorbachev in Overalls: now I've been oggled by them all!A joint project of the Got evaporated Milk? and VerpacktesFleisch Web Rings, Gorb brings you the pics that link to the sites. Remedial English 066 spelling words included. Get with Gorb just to say you've done it!
Southside Barbekue and BrewsThe Southside is fulla freaks... and who am I to not rock the boat!?! Eats, drinks, khhhh -- we got it here. The site of a dedicated Metal Head tennis fan banker. Nobody else has so much.
Spider veins go with grits 'round hereAn ICQ Hottypotamus shoots his mouth off against the porn spammers. Britney Spears? Hell, I want to see Dixie Carter doing the dishes, bitch. Look at a bunch of pictures? I could do that with my grandma. This is ICQ with an interrobang!? (No offense to Christina Aguilera's mom -- I would her and her spider veins, too. I love a woman that smells like a dish rag and medicated salve.) Support support hose by visiting my site.
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