The traveler employees on
the other might be more sensitive to your needs as a traveler and they will
know where the best places to eat and drink are from a travelers
perspective. A local might send you to
their favorite spot, but if it is full of mean looking Hungarian Mafia types
you might not be as impressed.
The attitude of people
working in hostels can vary as well. In
some hostels the staff are almost like travelers themselves who live on the
grounds when they are working. If the
manager allows them some flexibility when dealing with the staff they are
likely to me kinder to the travelers.
If the staff-are authoritarian hard-asses, then the staff will see the
travelers as the enemy do everything they can to make their jobs easier (aka: stopping
people from having fun).
Theft
Theft is one of the main
concerns in hostels and rightly so.
Theft is beyond rampant in most hostels all around the world. This includes theft from outsiders, other travelers
and even the staff themselves. This is
often a function of several different variables. Firstly, people who choose to live in hostels while traveling are
almost by definition cheap. In fact
they could be certifiably poor.
Therefore a stray Walkman, or pack of cigarettes is another easy way for
them to save a little cash.
In the case of the staff,
they often hail from countries where high-end flashy consumer goods are not
readily available to them. The lure of
products that they will have little chance of ever obtaining is often too much
to ignore and they might take your things.
Be sure to pick a hostel
that has an elaborate key system and some storage locaters that have separate keys. This puts you in control of your own stuff
and it will prevent some measure of theft.
Hostels are busy places and a random person off the street can easily
sneak in undetected and steal people’s stuff.
Many hostels also have a storage locker behind the desk, this is a good
place to keep your valuables and some hostels even make it mandatory to keep theft
to a minimum.
Bathroom Facilities
Ohhhhh. Bathroom facilities.
Truly the bane of many a traveler.
Under no circumstances should you stay at a hostel under the impression
that you will have a nice quiet private or even sanitary place to shower
up. Anyone who has lived in a house
with several people knows that it is hard to keep bathrooms clean, now imagine
that you are living with hundreds of total strangers with no accountability to
each other. This is not the ideal
situation.
Also, many countries do not
have access to the same infrastructure as we do back home. They may not have
soap, may not have toilet paper and worst of all they may not even have hot water. You must come prepared. This means carry all of your toiletries with
you at all times. Never leave them
unattended because they last thing you want is some smelly traveler washing
their groin with your soap. Also, carry
wads of toilet paper with you. Trust
me.
It is also a good idea to
bring flip-flops with you, you have no idea who has been using that shower and
what nasty parasites they have accrued while traveling to strange places.
Beds
Beds are a lot like showers
in so much as they are something that you have intimate control over while at
home and absolutely no control over while you are traveling. Never expect the bed to have any kind of
bedding what so ever. And seriously
even if it does have bedding, you really don’t want to be using it. People do nasty things in beds and hostel
beds are like the all-star team of nasty behavior.
At lest bring a sleep sheet
that you can clean at your own leisure, and if you can bring a sleeping
bag. This will offer you full
protection from any dried up fluids that might inhabit the mattress. Also, never expect the bed to be comfortable…they
usually aren’t.
The one saving grace of
hostel beds are that you are usually too drunk or tired from a day of exploring
to really care where you sleep. But
beware…there is usually one snorer in every room. This person cannot help it, but try telling that to the other
people in the room. While it’s
happening, a snorer can inspire a multi-national fury that no coalition of the
willing could hope to achieve. It’s
pretty funny to see, Jews, Arabs, American, British, Swedes, Japanese and
Australians all rally together with one common enemy. It’s also amusing to hear ”Shut the hell up!” in a plethora of
languages.
Meals
Meals at hostels can
actually be one of the most rewarding aspects of traveling. Many hostels will offer at least some form
of breakfast. Depending on which
country you are in it will differ, but it almost always involves coffee, tea
and cheese. This is a great time for a
hostel because everybody can gather around, wake-up together and meet people to
hang out with for the day. It also saves you the hassle of staggering around
town trying to find something to eat while you are tired and disoriented.
Most hostels have some form
of kitchen where you can make food and adhere to your budget. This can be really fun as well. The more people
you cook for the cheaper it is, and since people who stay in hostel like things
cheap, there are often massive buffets laid out every night with people chipping
in for the cost. This communal setting is absolutely the best way to meet
people and enjoy food from all over the world, under one roof.
Some hostels even have their
own restaurants and cafeterias. You can often pick up a quick cheap meal here
for a decent price, but most often it is more fun to head out on your own and
find food in the city.
Cleanliness
Most of the better hostels
will have a full-time member of the staff whose unenviable job it is to clean
up after thousands of messy tourists. Thankless
work that if not done would result in a Khartoum level of filth and
despair. You should thank this person
when you see them in the halls and even tip them if appropriate.
Generally there is no rule
to determine if a hostel is clean or not.
Some large hostels have a large cleaning staff and because they rely on
big school trips and such, they pride themselves on their reputation for
cleanliness.
Other hostels cater to other
people entirely and they don’t give a crap if their hostel is really clean or
not. After all, it is budget accommodation.
So, basically a dirty hostel will be very, very dirty, while a clean hostel
will be a little dirty. If cleanliness is a big issue for you it should be a no
brainier which one you will choose. But if cleanliness is the biggest issue for
you, then you probably shouldn’t be staying in a hostel at all.
Activities
It is often very hard just
to arrive in a city or a country and know what there is to do right away. Sure
your guidebook will offer you some suggestions but seriously, it’s a guidebook. That’s where some hostels step in to fill
the void. Many hostels offer day trip
activities either with the hostel staff, or with an outside company with a special
relationship with the hostel.
These are generally a great
way to see stuff that you might not have expected to see. They can either be of
a site seeing nature, a partying nature or an outdoor activity like rock
climbing, swimming or skiing. Usually
the hostel will offer prices that are more than competitive, but usually a
little higher than some random company from the local area. The best part is, you know you can trust
them.
These activities are also a
great way of meeting people. You’ll
have several concentrated hours of hanging around with the same people and
helping them understand what is going on and vice versa.
Etiquette
Hostel etiquette is tricky
business to say the least. Obviously
there are no guidebooks that can tell you how to react to many situations that
will arrive. One of the main problems
with hostel etiquette involves booze.
People rarely act coherently or conscientiously when they are all boozed
up. Take this into consideration before
you get all fussy over someone being impolite.
It is also a big problem
that in many hostels the dorm style living can cause tension. Because traveling is often accompanied by partying,
people will be staggering in at all times of the night. There is no hard and fast rule as to whether
to turn on the lights, wake everybody up before you hit the hey, or just flop
in your bed with your clothes on.
Usually it is best to bring
a flashlight so you can access your stuff as quietly as possible. But if you
have to turn on the light, do so quickly and get on with it. If you’re all boozed up, don’t brush your
teeth…just do it in the morning.
Also, see snoring above.
It is also best to talk to
everybody you can when you are sitting together. Some people because of
language or temperament might be a little shy. Give them the benefit of the
doubt. It’s also best not to bring up
politics unless you know that people will be able to restrain themselves.
Parties
Hostelling is almost
synonymous with partying. People are on
vacation; they are carefree and most importantly they in a country where the
beer is cheap, cheap, cheap. This is an
unavoidable aspect of traveling and staying in a hostel. If you cannot put up with drunken obnoxious
people then you should not be in a hostel at all.
My suggestion is just to
embrace it and dive in. Even if you don’t
drink, just try and see where the other travelers are coming from and enjoy
their drunkenness.
Most hostels will have a
designated place to drink and smoke, some even have their own bar with their
own bar staff. If you really can’t
stand this kind of stuff, ask for a room as far away from the action as
possible citing your concerns to the staff.
They will accommodate you if they can.
Otherwise just enjoy the
party. This is your chance to meet
amazing people, scoundrels, the ignorant and the interesting. Just enjoy it and take heart in the fact
that if you don’t like them they’ll be gone in a couple days…or you will. And if you do like them don’t be sad then
they leave…someone else will be moving into their bed and chances are they’ll
be alright too.