Iberia
This is the name given to
the peninsula that includes the nations of Andorra, Spain and Portugal. They are Catholic nations that speak a Latin
language. Generally warmer and more Mediterranean
than the rest of Europe, the pace of life in Iberia is truly great for any sun-seeking
traveler. Primarily due to their proximity to the Mediterranean Sea and the
Atlantic Ocean, both countries were massive naval powers.
Another major element of
Iberian culture is the 700 years or so they spent under the rule of the Islamic
Empire. This occupation has left an indelible
mark on the peninsula and is one of the major reason they emerged as such a powerhouse
after they expelled their occupiers.
The occupation also left the nations with some great castles, including
Alhambra one of the most magnificent forts in Europe.
France
While it is sandwiched
between some of the biggest powers on the continent, France emerged as the
continents major land power for most of the colonial period. They did their fare share of overseas
colonization, but it was their consolidation of their own landmass that ensured
that French culture was almost unassailable. Besides being Catholic, the French hold their culture in the highest
regard. With a dedication to education
and equality that sprung from the revolution and the modernism that followed,
the French see themselves as the torchbearers of the enlightenment…and they'll
never forget to mention that.
France has a reputation as
charming destination, but truth be told, much of France is an industrial wasteland
with small pockets of uncompromising beauty.
It is well worth a visit, just be sure you at least try and learn a
little French before you go, it'll go a long way when you are dealing with the
locals.
Belgium and the
Netherlands
How these two small
countries managed to survive the big shake-up of European nationhood is a
mystery. Belgium for all intents and
purposes is a French country with some Dutch influence. The Dutch on the other
hand are a culture all to themselves, but their language and culture is like a
mash of Scandinavia, Germany and England. With a language that sounds half German and half English they are Protestants
like their neighbors to the north and east.
While Belgium has never
really been a powerhouse on the continent, they are benefiting from their
neutrality right now, as the host nation for the European Union. The Dutch on
the other hand were a massive colonial power; less interested in colonization,
than trade, they made a lot of money during the colonial period and spread a
lot of influence around the world. Today
these countries are known for their delta like climates and mayonnaise…just
kidding.
Scandinavia
Scandinavia is the term used
to describe, Denmark, Sweden, Norway and Finland. These cold countries have a long tradition of colonizing each
other and fending off invaders. Tough
as nails, Scandinavians were once the harassers of the continent, but soon they
settled down and started getting on with their lives. While these countries are protestant they generally tend to be
agnostic and religion is rapidly disappearing from the lives of people
there. In many ways, Sweden was the
powerhouse of the group and exerted her influence for many centuries. But lately there has been no reason to
fight.
Today, these countries are
known for their high standard of living and social services. People in Scandinavian countries pay more in
taxes then any other county…but they also have the highest standard of living,
this should be a lesson to countries obsessed with lowering taxes…but it isn't.
Germany and Austria
and Switzerland
Without discussing any of
the nasty business that happened in the 20th century, Germany and
Austria are massive European powers, but it wasn't always that way. For most of its history Germany as we know
it did not exist. A concept known as
German particularism resulted in a fragmented nation for many centuries. The people here shared a common language,
religion and culture, but they saw no need to come together as a state. It wasn't until just before the First World
War that they got their stuff together can consolidated their power. With the exception of Austria and Switzerland
of course. Today, Austria is it's own independent nation but it shares most of
its culture with Germany.
Switzerland on the other
hand is much like Belgium, fiercely independent Swiss culture is a pastiche of
French, German and Italian, but the folks here separated by their neighbors by
steep mountains, have survived intact, partly because they are very good at
making money.
Italy
Well, what to say about Italy.
Birthplace of the Roman Empire that spread civilization around Europe and laid
the groundwork for the successful civilizations that we know today. And if that wasn't enough, they almost single
handedly brought the world out of the dark ages with the Renaissance. But due to a particularism much the same as
Germany's they only recently coalesced into a viable state, and today still
different parts of the country have a hard time agreeing on anything.
This has a lot to do with
the power that individual city-states wielded during the dark ages. For instance, Genoa and Venice were
powerhouses all throughout the middle ages.
This obviously made them feel above their neighbors and to this day many
Venetians still see themselves are Venetian not Italian. Other than that, you would be hard pressed to
find a more sunny and vibrant culture in Europe.
Central Europe
This term usually describes
Czech Republic, Slovakia, Slovenia, Poland and Hungary. None of these culture
shares that much in common with each other, but they are often lumped
together. For instance, Czechs have a
much higher German influence than Slovaks whose culture is closer to that of
Russia. Hungarians are completely different then any other nation on earth,
with language is nearly impossible to understand and shares very little with
any other nation. Slovenia is part south-Slav; part, German, part Italian and
part Hungarian…although it is distinct from all of these. And Poland is a massive country that is
distinct culturally, but has rarely been a sovereign country.
What these countries share
is a common love of hearty food. While
I am kidding a little bit, it is still true.
Generally these countries have been fought over so many times that they
are experiencing their first decades of independence with great relish. Currently they are the most recent additions
to the EU and they are poised to become part of the European family as we know
it.
The Balkans
Fifteen years ago, it would
have been easy to describe the Balkans, but right now, the region seems to add
a new country every other day. Right
now you can bank on Croatia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Serbia, Montenegro, Albania, and
Bulgaria. I don't want to get into an argument about Kosovo. While recent events may have tarnished their
image, the Balkans is probably the most mysterious and beautiful country on
earth. With all of the great weather of
Italy and Spain., they are not nearly as industrialized and the Muslim
occupation that gripped the region for centuries has dotted the region with
Muslim enclaves with mosques and minarets.
Generally the people of the
Balkans are of Slavic decent and they share a language that is closer to
Russian than any other. The Balkans are truly like no other place on earth.
Greece and Macedonia
A world unto itself, we all
know about the contribution the Greeks made to the world through their ancient
culture. Once a collection of
city-states like Italy, Greek culture is now harmonious and proud. But don't be deceived each island has its
own idiosyncrasies that will delight any traveler.
As far as Macedonia is
concerned, never, ever call them Greek.
They are a people all to themselves and they take great pride in
this. In fact great is the word to
describe it. Macedonia is home to
Alexander the Great, the man who conquered 90% of the known universe by the age
of 33. He is THE national hero.
Romania, Moldova and
Transdenistria
When you think of Romania
you think of a dark place full of superstition. And if this were true, you'd be
totally right. Romania has a proud
history that dates back to a Roman settlement (hence the name), and the people
there are very proud of their heritage.
Romanians speak an interesting language much different then their
neighbors. Romanian is a Latin language,
which surprises many people when they first get there. If you speak French or Italian you'll have
an easier time learning the language here.
As for superstition, just ask a Romanian why they have yet to take down
the construction masonry that surrounds their unfinished imperial palace…the
People's Palace.
Moldova and Transdenistria
on the other hand are people floating lost in the sea of Europe. Once the home to the Russian 5th Army,
the vanguard of that force these countries are the poorest by far in Europe,
all but abandoned by Romania and Russia.
The societies here rely smuggling and farming.
The Baltic's
These are what you might
call Scandinavian Slavs. They are a
pastiche of their neighbor's countries, with Estonia bearing some resemblance
to its neighbor Finland, Latvia tends to lean towards Russia and Lithuania sharing
its culture with the Poles. There is
also the tiny seaport of Kalliningrad, which is still officially a part of
Russia. But, don't be fooled, these countries have a proud history of sovereignty
and conquest.